DKC Atlas Forum

[Markster]

My life is sucking, also, wupwup tried to have cybersex with me, she/he is 23, and I am 15, was 14, that makes her/him a pedophile, she/he really needs to go to jail.

[Chibisai Kong]

Oh my god did you report him/her?!

[Markster]

I haven't... yet, you think I should?
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The laws he/she broke.
1. Identity theft.
2. Sending porn to a child.
3. Seducing a child online.
4. Death threats.
You name it.

[Super Luigi!]

I thought you got rid of him/her/it? This just won't do; it might be a good idea to report her/it/him. In other news, I'll be sure to remember your birthday tommorow!

[Chibisai Kong]

Yes Markster I think you should. You see, it's like this:

I think of my friends as my family. You guys are my friends so in a sense you're a little brother(seeing as I'll be 17 in October and you're just now turning 15). So I want to protect you.

Report this "wupwup" person, Mark. Please.

[Markster]

You know what, I will, also, I am now 15!!!

WUPWUP WILL BE ARRESTED, AND IF LUCKY, SUED!!!

[Chibisai Kong]

Yes. Sue them! *hugs* And happy birthday!

[Super Luigi!]

I can only assume that the judge will be Qyzbud in a poofy wig and a black robe, the prosecutor will be Chibisai Kong in expensive looking clothes, and Markster will be the defendant who weighs in at about 280 pounds and 5 ft 10 in. I won't be present, as I'll be flying on my Sumo of Justice.

[Chibisai Kong]

Oh my god, Super Luigi, you're so weird!

[Super Luigi!]

This is the Random Thoughts topic, isn't it? Banana.

[Markster]

I can only assume that the judge will be Qyzbud in a poofy wig and a black robe, the prosecutor will be Chibisai Kong in expensive looking clothes, and Markster will be the defendant who weighs in at about 280 pounds and 5 ft 10 in. I won't be present, as I'll be flying on my Sumo of Justice.

lol

[Chibisai Kong]

Lol.

Spoiler!

Finally found out how smart I am.

I went to watch par one of the seventh Harry Potter movie in my brother's room so I could fuel my Guy Henry obsession with something other than Rome and Holby City(though I suppose I could just watch Casualty). But there was something wrong with the sound. I couldn't get it working. Turns out he had the wireless part of his headphones plugged in and they didn't whorl if they were still attatched to a cord.

[The Banana Bird]

Hey guys, just an update. Ive been gone for some time now. I have no plans on coming back since im so busy lately. Sorry guys, hope to come back some, time if not, goodbye guys!

[Phyreburnz]

Banana Bird!!!!! How can you leave right after Simion just posted all his awesome stuff?! YOU CAN'T LEAVE, NOW!!!!! You have to come visit! I always look forward to your opinions and posts! You just can't leave us...

[Markster]

Simion32 just released his new demo of DELTA Game Engine and everything.

[Super Luigi!]

It seems that The Banana Bird is going back to its mother. As much as we have enjoyed The Banana Bird's company here, it must return to where it belongs. You and your siblings were of much assistance in the capture of Baron K. Roolenstien. Please come back some time, as we will be waiting. Farewell, great friend; we will miss you. *plays Taps*

[Chibisai Kong]

Super Luigi I honestly hope I don't need to say it again.

So I have an EEG scheduled next week but since I've been having trouble sleeping lately so I dot know how that will go over.

[Super Luigi!]

"Don't need to say it again?", "EEG", "Dot know?"

I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds important.

[Chibisai Kong]

1. I mean I think you know I was going to call you strange.

2. An EEG is a type of brain scan where they monitor brain waves while you sleep.

3. I meant I don't know how Ned zleping during I unless I stay up all night would play out. Recently my body has decided to become an insomniac without my permission...

...and my dog is spazzing out over a piece of paper.

[The Banana Bird]

Ill hopefully be back, thanks guys also

[Super Luigi!]

"Ned zleping"? And good to hear you'll be back, The Banana Bird! In other news, local Atlas resident leo_core is on the prowl, a true soldier without a home, searching for meaning.

[Chibisai Kong]

"How sleeping." I've just been too lazy to change it.

So I'm working on a new comic.

[Phyreburnz]

I think I have a problem... I'm starting to think I'm waaaaay too obsessed with Donkey Kong Country... I've been having these crazy cool dreams like almost every night! I wish I could take the things out of my brain and make them in real life!

[Simion32]

Phyre, the intensity of dreams will keep increasing, it doesn't matter what you are dreaming about. Mine have been for the last year.

There's been something otherworldly going on lately, though it's not quite tangible. Something that can't be proven or explained to others but only experienced (unfortunately?).

[Chibisai Kong]

What are you talking about Simion?

[Simion32]

My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid with time, and I have had a small increase in my overall level of health, as if I'm "feeling good" much more than before.

This has been going on for a few years now, really. Slowly things in general (life) have improved, my dreams have gotten more intense, and other things happened more like experiencing lots of deja-vu moments (sometimes several back-to-back).

Like I said it's nothing that can be proven to someone else but only a general, overarching feeling of things changing (for the better, I hope!).

[Chibisai Kong]

Ah. I know how you feel. Happens to me sometimes. Maybe you're just becoming psychic.

Just don't go around saying, "Beware the Ides of March!" and I hope things go good.

[Phyreburnz]

Well, actually, my dreams have calmed down significantly over the past year. I had chronic nightmares for a while. But, I've always had very vivid dreams. And right now, I sincerely hope things improve... because I'm having a hard time right now.

[Chibisai Kong]

What's wrong Molly?

[Phyreburnz]

I'm just having a rough time right now... problems now with my boyfriend... it seems like every time I see him, we end up arguing and yelling... I talked to his sister and her fiance about it yesterday and they're going to try to talk to him... because I'm afraid if I do, it will just end up in another argument... I literally felt sick to my stomach last night as I was crying my eyes out, telling them what was going on... I hadn't told anybody.

I'm really effing worried... I've been with him for 7 years and I love him to death... but I just don't know how much more I can take...

[Chibisai Kong]

*gives hug*It's OK, I hope it works out well...

[Phyreburnz]

Thanks... I hope it works out well, too.

[Chibisai Kong]

Holy crap.

The Eminem song Cleanin' Out My Closet is making me cry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9_TKayu9s

[Super Luigi!]

What on Earth did I miss?!?

Fun Fact: The interest rates in America were dropping until 1994 (when DKC1 came out!), where they started to keep a steady pace until 2001, which the interest rates then plummeted downward. (when Rare and Nintendo split up, which hopefully doesn't happen to Phyreburnz and her boyfriend.)

Not-So-Fun Fact: The time frame that I just described is 7 years, which is just how long they've been together.

[Markster]

Cool, I did not know that, Donkey Kong Country proved a point to Sega, you don't need x32 and CDs to make good looking games.

[Phyreburnz]

Crap... I'm starting to think I'm going to have to get my appendix out.

I had an appendix scare a month or so ago, and every now and then, that spot hurts... And it sucks super hard-core right now, because soon, I'm going to be painting a mural on the side of a building with a buddy. I hope it doesn't have to come out... I rather like keeping my organs internal...

[Gnawzooka]

Hey long time no see
Sup?

[Chibisai Kong]

Phyre it's OK. I hope you feel better soon. Besides, scientists haven't really found a function that would even REQUIRE the appendix just yet. Right now it's just a useless body part. No need to fret.

Also, appendix scares was one of our talk-for-thirty-minutes-before-doing-actual-work topics in Chemistry, the second funniest (for some reason) next to beer goggles.

[Super Luigi!]

Is it pronounced ap-pen-dix or an app-en-dix? Whatever it is, if it's useless, sell it. Or, actually, don't in this case.

[Phyreburnz]

While it is true, that, yes, you can get your appendix removed without any really ill side-effects, it actually does do something. I was curious and looked it up, and scientists now believe it helps with the digestive system in that it stores good bacteria, I do believe... or at least, I think that's what the article was saying.

I know I can get it removed if it starts to go downhill more, but still... not a fan of surgeries and such. It hasn't hurt much today or yesterday, but I'm thinking about scheduling a doctor appointment, just in case.

And, Super Luigi, I've only ever heard app-en-dix from the Fairly Odd Parents!

*EDIT* Here is an article about the appendix!
http://www.scientificamerican.com/artic ... ction-of-t

[Tiptup Jr.]

I got 100% on LEGO Batman 2 yesterday. All the achievements. Xbox 360 version.

[The Banana Bird]

Reasons iv'e been gone
1. School
2. Iv'e gotten REALLY into hockey and have really started to shine in my leauge
3. Gotten out of DKC for a while
Now thats all done and dealt with for now. Glad to be back

[Tiptup Jr.]

Hockey? Really. Nice. It's good to get out and do stuff. I graduated school so I guess I'm about to get a job at my dad's work, which I'm ashamed of but I can't seem to get in anywhere else.

[The Banana Bird]

What's so bad though. What job would that mean your getting into?

[Phyreburnz]

Congratulations on graduating, Tiptup. You can always fill out applications for other jobs if you're not content with the one you have. But, hey, at least you have a job! That's always good! Keep asking at the places you'd like to work. Persistence is a good thing when it comes to applying for a job.

[Chibisai Kong]

Yeah, congrats Tiptup.

My mom won't let me apply to a local restaurant even though I'm applying at the bottom of the chain. She thinks my original choice, the store Fred's, is a much better one. And she's just going to be taking my money anyway.

[Simion32]

And she's just going to be taking my money anyway.

Your mother does not deserve your money, she never earned it. It's your hard work, not theirs!!

<rant>
I'll bet it's backed up by some stupid threat like she'll take away your privileges, trash the computer, disable/cancel the internet somehow, ground you, take your car or its keys, or something else. Parents should not be legally allowed to force you into doing things if you're old enough to think for yourself. I don't care how many birth documents people pull out of their ***, parents/guardians do NOT own their child like a slave and have no right to infringe upon the young person's wishes to do as they want. The child never signed a single piece of paper and the parent does not have the authority to say the child wants to do something because they are not that child. The inability to make a conscious decision means that NO DECISION CAN BE MADE. Coercion shouldn't be allowed either, where parents force and blackmail young adults into signing papers that screw them over even more.
</rant>

I will never work a job if it means giving it all up to somebody else, because that would make my life absolutely worthless.

Seriously, this society is so screwed up I cannot imagine how anyone here manages peace of mind. Subordination is the boon of all idiocy.

[Phyreburnz]

Uh, yeah, pretty much everything Simion said...

WTF? Why would she take YOUR money? I mean, I could see it, maybe, if she drove you every day or whatever and took a few bucks, but not the whole check! That crap is ridic (... yeah... "ridic" as in the first five letters of "ridiculous"... I hate myself for that... ).

[The Banana Bird]

Yeah...what Phyre and Simion said. Im so original . Well if YOU work YOU get the money. They didn't work to get any of your money. I wouldn't know, I don't work anywhere or have these problems but you seriously need to tell them that you worked for your money.

[Chibisai Kong]

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

I appreciate the concern but I never said she always does or she's forcing me to. I just meant that whenever I have mony she usually winds up with it. That's why if I get money from my dad I don't tell her!

I was just upset be quad my mom won't let me choose a different place after Fred's rejected the application I put in. I've been around the Spur (the restatauj I was talking about) practically my whole life. I know people there.